"Not very long," she admitted. She had to get pretty pissed off before she started bringing people's mothers into things, and the situation with Gareth had her a bit once-bitten twice-shy about the whole thing. She didn't feel bad about almost anything she'd ever said to Gareth, but she felt bad about that. "I think I got in two or three before--well, remember how I told ya one time he hogtied me and I headbutted him in th' head and busted his nose and got a concussion? Yeah."
It wasn't really a meetcute, what they had, just an increasingly violent escalation that had come to an abrupt end once they'd discovered a single point of agreement: his dick. His mother had remained a point of interest for her because she'd figured out quickly it was the best way to piss him off, but she hadn't been that mad at him in... Well, okay, actually, she'd been that mad at him this morning, but she'd held it in.
Her head spun, and the King wasn't helping at all. Her breath hitched a bit when his hand slid into her hair. It felt good, for reasons that were hard to describe. Contact, a bit like being petted, a bit like he might hurt her. She wasn't sure which of the three was helping the most.
She hated him, and she hated that he could make being his sound good when she knew it wasn't. She called back to mind the memory of a man devoured and the taste of blood on his tongue. She shuddered, but she also doubted he'd mind. If anything, he'd like that more. This was rapidly entering dangerous territory, both for her and for her plan to escape.
"It's cause I'm an idiot," she grumbled, not daring to contradict him when not being his and not wanting to please him were all causes of death.
...Damnit, he'd been right about the attraction thing. This pose looked a certain way. She straightened, his hand still on her head, and rubbed furiously at her face as if it would make the burning sensation fade faster. "I finally fuckin' understand why Buck would never gimme that stuff. I woulda combust," she grumbled. "Or just used it as fuel." Actually, that might well have been what happened last year. Actually, the thought of Buck made her perk up. "Do they got apples here?" she asked, suddenly as excited as if she'd never been embarrassed in her life. "Can we get apples? The really big elven kind!"
"Oh, yeah, I heard," Bridget said with a wicked grin. Her tail began to beat against his back. "Something about an untameable criminal brought to line by the sheer irresistible magnetism of your dick." Actually, it had mostly been about how tiny she was and how incredible the King found the physics of the situation. There had been iced cream for breakfast involved. He got very chatty after he'd come back in from a party, and she was often enough the only one awake pre-dawn who wasn't working. It was very easy to get talkative with a pair of very understanding dog eyes.
"Nah. Still curved. Just cause we can't see where it comes down doesn't mean it doesn't come down." She paused in her chugging, considering. "Do they say straight as an arrow because you're supposed to shoot it straight? I always thought it was because the wood was straight." Every now and then again, despite a decade in the capitol, it became apparent that Bridget was actually from a farm and had learned everything she knew from a random assortment of books.
Bridget pouted at his words. "It's not my fault I went and got seduced by the King. I was an innocent country virgin who knew nothing of his big city ways," she said with a sniff. It was a more accurate description than most people who knew her now would realize. She sighed. She'd tried dating nice guys, but they all lacked something. Mostly, it was their ability and willingness to toss her around during sex.
Whatever she was going to say next was lost. Bridget heard the drum and perked up immediately, back rigid, ears erect and facing enthusiastically forward. Her tail began to wag so hard it created a noticeable breeze down Gareth's back.
"It's starting it's starting it's--"
There was a moment of silence from her as Gareth absolutely lost his shit, almost falling over from laughing to hard.
"Goddamnit Declan," she complained, loud enough to be heard clearly over the crowd.
At least this gave her time to drink. She upended her jug of moonshine, drinking for all she was worth. If she didn't finish it quickly, she'd probably spill it when someone actually managed to get a pumpkin airborne. This was the best part of the whole entire evening, and the pumpkins would only stand a chance if she was pretty drunk first.
It wasn't really a meetcute, what they had, just an increasingly violent escalation that had come to an abrupt end once they'd discovered a single point of agreement: his dick. His mother had remained a point of interest for her because she'd figured out quickly it was the best way to piss him off, but she hadn't been that mad at him in... Well, okay, actually, she'd been that mad at him this morning, but she'd held it in.
Her head spun, and the King wasn't helping at all. Her breath hitched a bit when his hand slid into her hair. It felt good, for reasons that were hard to describe. Contact, a bit like being petted, a bit like he might hurt her. She wasn't sure which of the three was helping the most.
She hated him, and she hated that he could make being his sound good when she knew it wasn't. She called back to mind the memory of a man devoured and the taste of blood on his tongue. She shuddered, but she also doubted he'd mind. If anything, he'd like that more. This was rapidly entering dangerous territory, both for her and for her plan to escape.
"It's cause I'm an idiot," she grumbled, not daring to contradict him when not being his and not wanting to please him were all causes of death.
...Damnit, he'd been right about the attraction thing. This pose looked a certain way. She straightened, his hand still on her head, and rubbed furiously at her face as if it would make the burning sensation fade faster. "I finally fuckin' understand why Buck would never gimme that stuff. I woulda combust," she grumbled. "Or just used it as fuel." Actually, that might well have been what happened last year. Actually, the thought of Buck made her perk up. "Do they got apples here?" she asked, suddenly as excited as if she'd never been embarrassed in her life. "Can we get apples? The really big elven kind!"
"Oh, yeah, I heard," Bridget said with a wicked grin. Her tail began to beat against his back. "Something about an untameable criminal brought to line by the sheer irresistible magnetism of your dick." Actually, it had mostly been about how tiny she was and how incredible the King found the physics of the situation. There had been iced cream for breakfast involved. He got very chatty after he'd come back in from a party, and she was often enough the only one awake pre-dawn who wasn't working. It was very easy to get talkative with a pair of very understanding dog eyes.
"Nah. Still curved. Just cause we can't see where it comes down doesn't mean it doesn't come down." She paused in her chugging, considering. "Do they say straight as an arrow because you're supposed to shoot it straight? I always thought it was because the wood was straight." Every now and then again, despite a decade in the capitol, it became apparent that Bridget was actually from a farm and had learned everything she knew from a random assortment of books.
Bridget pouted at his words. "It's not my fault I went and got seduced by the King. I was an innocent country virgin who knew nothing of his big city ways," she said with a sniff. It was a more accurate description than most people who knew her now would realize. She sighed. She'd tried dating nice guys, but they all lacked something. Mostly, it was their ability and willingness to toss her around during sex.
Whatever she was going to say next was lost. Bridget heard the drum and perked up immediately, back rigid, ears erect and facing enthusiastically forward. Her tail began to wag so hard it created a noticeable breeze down Gareth's back.
"It's starting it's starting it's--"
There was a moment of silence from her as Gareth absolutely lost his shit, almost falling over from laughing to hard.
"Goddamnit Declan," she complained, loud enough to be heard clearly over the crowd.
At least this gave her time to drink. She upended her jug of moonshine, drinking for all she was worth. If she didn't finish it quickly, she'd probably spill it when someone actually managed to get a pumpkin airborne. This was the best part of the whole entire evening, and the pumpkins would only stand a chance if she was pretty drunk first.
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