"Twenny years?!" she exclaimed. That was as long as she'd been alive. She tried to imagine twenty more years like the last one, and shuddered. "That's horrible. I'm glad you let em out." Even if she didn't like em. Nothing and no one deserved that, stuck alone in a dungeon for twenty years. She would go insane, she was pretty sure. She wondered, for the first time, if maybe Grilka didn't love eir snakes for the exact same reasons Ren loved her rats.
She blushed bright crimson at the continued dialogue with the, uh, meat lady, relieved when the King swept her along. She suspected that turning bright red at innuendo wasn't the most masculine, manly thing to do.
"Sorry," she said, and meant it. "Just pretend like I'm yer little brother or something," she suggested. "This is my first time at a party like this, and yer keepin' an eye on me. Chicks love men with family instincts," she told him sagely, although not from any kind of personal experience. You just heard things, on the streets. "That way y'can still get some action, an' if I bait any eggfuckers, well." She shrugged. "There are a lot o' rats in the woods, yer highness, I can proly take care of it myself, if y'want." It'd give her an excuse to wander off with a stranger, and from there... easy to escape. "I'll dump 'em in the woods if y'wanna eat 'em later for good measure."
Ren considered the two women, neither of which were necessarily her type. "Tall one," she decided. "I dunno if you've noticed," she lifted her hand up--far up--to indicate the difference between her height and his. It was impossible to indicate the difference between her and Gareth. "But I like a bit o' height. But right now, I like her best of all." She pointed towards the woman currently sitting on Gareth's shoulders, draped over him and stealing bits of his spun sugar. She was bitterly jealous, but that didn't stop the woman from being hot. "Lookit her arms," Ren marveled. "She's not as tall, but I bet she could bench press five of me."
"Oh clouds," Bridget said, scandalized. "Don't let the King hear you say that! If he doesn't already know, I'll wind up chasing him out every day!" She also wouldn't be able to stop him from folding her into a shelf--she had predilections and they both knew it--and she wasn't sure she'd be able to get out without breaking it. She had very muscular shoulders. And he'd leave her stuck in there, she knew he would. He knew her far too well.
"It's true," she said with a sigh. "We're all related, and in like two ways each." It probably got extremely confusing for anyone who wasn't brought up elven. Gareth fit in so well, you'd swear he was born for it. His father was a human as far as she knew though, a wizard. She'd... well, she did listen to rumors, even though she'd come onto the scene a few years after the King had been crowned. "Tell you what, I'll stick with and/or on you tonight, and point him out if I see him." She patted Gareth's head, only somewhat condescendingly. "I've got a great view from up here, so it's only a matter of time. We gotta catch him tonight, cause he's a traveler at heart, and you know how they get sometimes." As a farm-elf raised woman, she had been raised with some opinions about travelers, but tried not to let the lingering effects show now that she knew better.
"With you and me on a corner each? Effortless. I don't even think we'd have to ask first, if we just start tossing someone, more will join in." She'd have to get off his back for it, but that was fine. Nothing beat a blanket toss. People liked being tossed, it was real simple, and this WAS basically a tossing festival if you thought about it.
She blushed bright crimson at the continued dialogue with the, uh, meat lady, relieved when the King swept her along. She suspected that turning bright red at innuendo wasn't the most masculine, manly thing to do.
"Sorry," she said, and meant it. "Just pretend like I'm yer little brother or something," she suggested. "This is my first time at a party like this, and yer keepin' an eye on me. Chicks love men with family instincts," she told him sagely, although not from any kind of personal experience. You just heard things, on the streets. "That way y'can still get some action, an' if I bait any eggfuckers, well." She shrugged. "There are a lot o' rats in the woods, yer highness, I can proly take care of it myself, if y'want." It'd give her an excuse to wander off with a stranger, and from there... easy to escape. "I'll dump 'em in the woods if y'wanna eat 'em later for good measure."
Ren considered the two women, neither of which were necessarily her type. "Tall one," she decided. "I dunno if you've noticed," she lifted her hand up--far up--to indicate the difference between her height and his. It was impossible to indicate the difference between her and Gareth. "But I like a bit o' height. But right now, I like her best of all." She pointed towards the woman currently sitting on Gareth's shoulders, draped over him and stealing bits of his spun sugar. She was bitterly jealous, but that didn't stop the woman from being hot. "Lookit her arms," Ren marveled. "She's not as tall, but I bet she could bench press five of me."
"Oh clouds," Bridget said, scandalized. "Don't let the King hear you say that! If he doesn't already know, I'll wind up chasing him out every day!" She also wouldn't be able to stop him from folding her into a shelf--she had predilections and they both knew it--and she wasn't sure she'd be able to get out without breaking it. She had very muscular shoulders. And he'd leave her stuck in there, she knew he would. He knew her far too well.
"It's true," she said with a sigh. "We're all related, and in like two ways each." It probably got extremely confusing for anyone who wasn't brought up elven. Gareth fit in so well, you'd swear he was born for it. His father was a human as far as she knew though, a wizard. She'd... well, she did listen to rumors, even though she'd come onto the scene a few years after the King had been crowned. "Tell you what, I'll stick with and/or on you tonight, and point him out if I see him." She patted Gareth's head, only somewhat condescendingly. "I've got a great view from up here, so it's only a matter of time. We gotta catch him tonight, cause he's a traveler at heart, and you know how they get sometimes." As a farm-elf raised woman, she had been raised with some opinions about travelers, but tried not to let the lingering effects show now that she knew better.
"With you and me on a corner each? Effortless. I don't even think we'd have to ask first, if we just start tossing someone, more will join in." She'd have to get off his back for it, but that was fine. Nothing beat a blanket toss. People liked being tossed, it was real simple, and this WAS basically a tossing festival if you thought about it.
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