The King preened, flattered. Everything was his! He was the strongest! She really knew just what to say.
Gareth wasn't as exhausted as she was, but then, he wouldn't be. He stretched out his limbs and his tail, pressed his horns backward into the pillows.
"We should go to the bath," the King decided, still bright and perky.
Gareth, aware of what that the exact phrasing of 'go to the bath' signified, flopped backward.
"Absolutely not."
"I'm sick of the castle," he insisted. "The leaves are turning and I want to see."
"You ruined her clothes, and my clothes are disgusting," Gareth pointed out. "It's freezing up there, you never remember the cold. She's tired."
"You come, then," the King said, shoving at his leg. "You promised."
"I absolutely did not."
"It felt like you promised," he said, which was as good as the same thing. "I'll bring a blanket." The King slid out of bed. "I'll bring snacks."
"I'm not letting you wrap me in a comforter for the promise of ham."
The King did not keep stashes of food around the castle, but the servants definitely did. They considered it a precautionary measure. No one ever wanted him to get hungry. The King just assumed that this was what people were like. They built leaky houses and shit in buckets and kept a basket of hams and hard cheeses in every room. Weird human things.
"Should I bring the hard-bristled brush, or the soft one, do you think?"
"We're staying here. I need to help her clean up and get to bed so she can rest."
"I'll bring both," he decided, adding them to his basket.
"A. Va. Lanche." The King pouted in the universal manner of someone who had been Full Named. "Either we can use the pool, or you can go to the bath alone."
The King gave a smokey harrumph.
Gareth wasn't as exhausted as she was, but then, he wouldn't be. He stretched out his limbs and his tail, pressed his horns backward into the pillows.
"We should go to the bath," the King decided, still bright and perky.
Gareth, aware of what that the exact phrasing of 'go to the bath' signified, flopped backward.
"Absolutely not."
"I'm sick of the castle," he insisted. "The leaves are turning and I want to see."
"You ruined her clothes, and my clothes are disgusting," Gareth pointed out. "It's freezing up there, you never remember the cold. She's tired."
"You come, then," the King said, shoving at his leg. "You promised."
"I absolutely did not."
"It felt like you promised," he said, which was as good as the same thing. "I'll bring a blanket." The King slid out of bed. "I'll bring snacks."
"I'm not letting you wrap me in a comforter for the promise of ham."
The King did not keep stashes of food around the castle, but the servants definitely did. They considered it a precautionary measure. No one ever wanted him to get hungry. The King just assumed that this was what people were like. They built leaky houses and shit in buckets and kept a basket of hams and hard cheeses in every room. Weird human things.
"Should I bring the hard-bristled brush, or the soft one, do you think?"
"We're staying here. I need to help her clean up and get to bed so she can rest."
"I'll bring both," he decided, adding them to his basket.
"A. Va. Lanche." The King pouted in the universal manner of someone who had been Full Named. "Either we can use the pool, or you can go to the bath alone."
The King gave a smokey harrumph.
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