Kari blinked in a bit of obvious surprise at the implication that a giant, and he meant giant snake alien was going around touching human's dicks. Or maybe ey meant the dicks of eir own species, whatever it was? Did they have dicks? Would it be rude to ask, in this most dick-centric of conversations he found himself in?
"Have you run into a great number of men who wouldn't allow their dicks to be touched?" he asked instead, managing his own expression of innocent curiosity. "I've very rarely had that problem myself. Of course..." He tapped the bar near one of Grilka's many hands as ey set eir once-again-empty glass down. Not quite touching eir hand, but coming close. "It might be the lack of talons that makes it so easy for me."
He noticed, at this juncture, the difficulty the bartender was having with his drink. Right. Eggs. He hadn't even thought about the difficulty that might pose. Feeling a bit guilty, he resolved to just switch to tequila shots for the rest of the night, or something.
Pretty, was he now? Well, that was true, but aliens normally had very weird metrics for that. Would it be arrogant to ask? Before he had a chance to really consider it, he was blown clear out of his stride by the word "fucked" coming out of the mouth of a sixty foot snake who professed not to be able to tell the difference between human men and human women sometimes.
Briefly befuddled yet again, it took him a moment to regain his balance and figure out an answer to the question. Fortunately, Xotll provided a perfect distraction in the form of his drink arriving.
"Thank you, it looks absolutely delicious," he said, hoping he wasn't laying it on too thick. He'd have to nurse this one to give her a break, even if he suddenly felt kind of like slamming it back again. He turned his eyes back to Giant Snake Alien of Indeterminate Gender. "Were you planning either?" he asked finally. "Or are those just the two most frequent forms of advantage taken in this particular bar."
"Have you run into a great number of men who wouldn't allow their dicks to be touched?" he asked instead, managing his own expression of innocent curiosity. "I've very rarely had that problem myself. Of course..." He tapped the bar near one of Grilka's many hands as ey set eir once-again-empty glass down. Not quite touching eir hand, but coming close. "It might be the lack of talons that makes it so easy for me."
He noticed, at this juncture, the difficulty the bartender was having with his drink. Right. Eggs. He hadn't even thought about the difficulty that might pose. Feeling a bit guilty, he resolved to just switch to tequila shots for the rest of the night, or something.
Pretty, was he now? Well, that was true, but aliens normally had very weird metrics for that. Would it be arrogant to ask? Before he had a chance to really consider it, he was blown clear out of his stride by the word "fucked" coming out of the mouth of a sixty foot snake who professed not to be able to tell the difference between human men and human women sometimes.
Briefly befuddled yet again, it took him a moment to regain his balance and figure out an answer to the question. Fortunately, Xotll provided a perfect distraction in the form of his drink arriving.
"Thank you, it looks absolutely delicious," he said, hoping he wasn't laying it on too thick. He'd have to nurse this one to give her a break, even if he suddenly felt kind of like slamming it back again. He turned his eyes back to Giant Snake Alien of Indeterminate Gender. "Were you planning either?" he asked finally. "Or are those just the two most frequent forms of advantage taken in this particular bar."
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