This whole situation was fuckin' bullshit.
From start to finish, it was the shittiest shit that a bull ever shat. It was utter nonsense. For one, she was perfectly innocent of all those crimes, which she'd told them, loudly. It wasn't her fault some idiot passed all these stupid laws about vandalism. And everyone knew it wasn't stealing if you needed it more? And she couldn't be held responsible for the actions of a bunch of wild rats, anyway.
And a DEATH sentence? Totally over the top! They were acting like she'd killed people! If people jumped into the river to avoid a tiny lil accidental fireball, that was hardly her fault. It's not like she was the reason the fucking river was practically a solid in places.
It had all been a farce, anyway! They just wanted her 'dead' so they could stick her in this stupid lil... whatever the fuck, secret service bullshit. She was supposed to be wearing a uniform now, and learning all these rules and being properly educated.
What-the-fuck-ever!
And they'd stuck her with the biggest hard-ass possibly in the world, both in a literal and figurative sense. She hadn't hated him the second the met him, actually. Eight feet of demon, he'd looked like he could have been a lot of fun. With a build and a face like that, he should have been out there causing mayhem with the best of them (which was her, she was the best of them).
But she'd definitely hated him the second he opened his mouth. Ugh. Tight-ass. Straight laced. Sooooo boring. So stodgy. So dull. With his stupid uniform that he always wore totally perfect and straight. He tucked his tail in his pocket like a watch, like that would make him less of a giant eight foot horned demon. He was tryin' to be all civilized; it drove her crazy. Plus, he acted like she should be happy to be kidnapped--it was still kidnapping if the government did it; she'd never agreed to this--and forced into service. This was gang-pressing! Practically slavery! Totally ludicrous!
So she'd been working out her sour temper by making his life a living hell, was all.
They were in a workshop now, because the library they'd been in had been beset by a mysterious rat infestation. They'd chewed up all the books she was supposed to be reading. Tragic. Truly. The rats in this city, goodness.
So he'd dragged her into this workshop and, hey, it wasn't too bad at first. Lots of things to fiddle with! She was a hands-on kinda learner. But he kept bogging her down with what she was suppooooosed to be doing and how it was supoooooosed to go and just UGH. Boring! Tight-ass! And he was distracting her with it, too.
Which was why her creation spontaneously combusted, and for no reason other than that. Definitely not an over-eager usage of fuel. And her haphazard application of said fuel was not the reason the entire surface of the workbench had gone up as well. That was just shoddy craftsmanship right there.
From start to finish, it was the shittiest shit that a bull ever shat. It was utter nonsense. For one, she was perfectly innocent of all those crimes, which she'd told them, loudly. It wasn't her fault some idiot passed all these stupid laws about vandalism. And everyone knew it wasn't stealing if you needed it more? And she couldn't be held responsible for the actions of a bunch of wild rats, anyway.
And a DEATH sentence? Totally over the top! They were acting like she'd killed people! If people jumped into the river to avoid a tiny lil accidental fireball, that was hardly her fault. It's not like she was the reason the fucking river was practically a solid in places.
It had all been a farce, anyway! They just wanted her 'dead' so they could stick her in this stupid lil... whatever the fuck, secret service bullshit. She was supposed to be wearing a uniform now, and learning all these rules and being properly educated.
What-the-fuck-ever!
And they'd stuck her with the biggest hard-ass possibly in the world, both in a literal and figurative sense. She hadn't hated him the second the met him, actually. Eight feet of demon, he'd looked like he could have been a lot of fun. With a build and a face like that, he should have been out there causing mayhem with the best of them (which was her, she was the best of them).
But she'd definitely hated him the second he opened his mouth. Ugh. Tight-ass. Straight laced. Sooooo boring. So stodgy. So dull. With his stupid uniform that he always wore totally perfect and straight. He tucked his tail in his pocket like a watch, like that would make him less of a giant eight foot horned demon. He was tryin' to be all civilized; it drove her crazy. Plus, he acted like she should be happy to be kidnapped--it was still kidnapping if the government did it; she'd never agreed to this--and forced into service. This was gang-pressing! Practically slavery! Totally ludicrous!
So she'd been working out her sour temper by making his life a living hell, was all.
They were in a workshop now, because the library they'd been in had been beset by a mysterious rat infestation. They'd chewed up all the books she was supposed to be reading. Tragic. Truly. The rats in this city, goodness.
So he'd dragged her into this workshop and, hey, it wasn't too bad at first. Lots of things to fiddle with! She was a hands-on kinda learner. But he kept bogging her down with what she was suppooooosed to be doing and how it was supoooooosed to go and just UGH. Boring! Tight-ass! And he was distracting her with it, too.
Which was why her creation spontaneously combusted, and for no reason other than that. Definitely not an over-eager usage of fuel. And her haphazard application of said fuel was not the reason the entire surface of the workbench had gone up as well. That was just shoddy craftsmanship right there.
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