Much as she was loathe to miss out on quality cuddle time, but it didn't take long for her to fall asleep. He was warm and soft, and the rhythm of petting and the calm drone of documentaries lulled her. Even as a dog, her sleep was dreamless, so she didn't twitch or bark. Not until he spoke, and she jerked into something like wakefulness.
He probably wasn't too far off, because the days were short this time of year. The summer solstice was some goddamn bullshit, but that was a ways off yet. She attempted to pat his leg reassuringly, drowsing again. Unfortunately, at her size, it was very hard to be dainty. Everything was just too damn small. Tiny steps turned into big stomps, little jumps turned into leaps; it was like being a teenager again, all that clumsiness and gangle in a tiny little package. Which was why she lifted her paw high above her head, and dropped it down on his leg like she was trying to smack some sense into him. Repeatedly.
Well, damn.
Before she could flail at him anymore – or fall back asleep, in defiance of his complaints – she felt her toes tingle, and she sighed. She uncurled from her puppyloaf, kicking her hind legs back and her stretching her paws in the most undignified of flops. And even though she'd gone limp, she kept stretching and stretching, her limbs getting longer and her fur getting shorter, until a very naked women was draped over his lap.
"I'm up," she said groggily, pressing her palms against the couch and lifting herself up. Very briefly. And then she collapsed again. "I'm up," she repeated, less convincingly, running a hand through her hair. "Mmmph." She curled her arms under her head to rest it on them. "I could eat," she said, and her back arched as she tried to stretch a little. "Ugh. I should shower. I probably smell like dog."
He probably wasn't too far off, because the days were short this time of year. The summer solstice was some goddamn bullshit, but that was a ways off yet. She attempted to pat his leg reassuringly, drowsing again. Unfortunately, at her size, it was very hard to be dainty. Everything was just too damn small. Tiny steps turned into big stomps, little jumps turned into leaps; it was like being a teenager again, all that clumsiness and gangle in a tiny little package. Which was why she lifted her paw high above her head, and dropped it down on his leg like she was trying to smack some sense into him. Repeatedly.
Well, damn.
Before she could flail at him anymore – or fall back asleep, in defiance of his complaints – she felt her toes tingle, and she sighed. She uncurled from her puppyloaf, kicking her hind legs back and her stretching her paws in the most undignified of flops. And even though she'd gone limp, she kept stretching and stretching, her limbs getting longer and her fur getting shorter, until a very naked women was draped over his lap.
"I'm up," she said groggily, pressing her palms against the couch and lifting herself up. Very briefly. And then she collapsed again. "I'm up," she repeated, less convincingly, running a hand through her hair. "Mmmph." She curled her arms under her head to rest it on them. "I could eat," she said, and her back arched as she tried to stretch a little. "Ugh. I should shower. I probably smell like dog."
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