She sat up as Grayson entered the living room, and the wagging of her tail was reflexive. "Grayson," she said, which he could not understand, because she was barking, "is that what I think it is? Is that for me? If that's not for me I'm going to be so pissed, dude." She watched him set it down, wagging all the while, but was not so rude as to get up until he confirmed that he'd made her… brunch? Brunch. She'd go with brunch. Immediately she stood. How best to express gratitude? Spin in a circle. Yes. Everyone understood that. Spinning in a circle meant hell yeah. Even for people, generally.
"Oh my god, you are a saint. Seriously. This is the cutest thing I've ever seen. I love this." Shit, why not, a barrel roll for emphasis. Then she hopped into his lap to try and lick his face. Dogs were allowed to lick faces, right? Okay, fine, maybe not. It was easier to get onto the coffee table by gently walking down his leg and getting onto the table that way. Less likely to jump into the bowl and ruin everything.
"For real, man. For this? You get remote control privileges. Yeah, that's right. You done good. Good boy. Wait, this is backwards." She used her nose to push the remote control in his direction, in case he was not interested in watching the gentle majesty of a moose living out its life. Then she drank what felt like a colossal amount of water, and which was probably more like a quarter cup. Ironically, she was much more dainty about her drinking as a dog. Much less of it got all over her face, for instance. She then gently set a piece of cheese on top of a piece of ham in a makeshift sandwich, and once again, ate much more nicely than she did as a person.
When she was people-shaped, she was actually much less likely to chew her food. It was a bad habit, probably, and she didn't know what it said about her that only being a dog had cured it.
She hopped back onto his knee and flopped over into his lap, curling up like she belonged there. She was trying to look nonchalant, but her tail was wagging furiously.
goddamn tail needs to calm the fuck down, making me look all desperate and shit
"Oh my god, you are a saint. Seriously. This is the cutest thing I've ever seen. I love this." Shit, why not, a barrel roll for emphasis. Then she hopped into his lap to try and lick his face. Dogs were allowed to lick faces, right? Okay, fine, maybe not. It was easier to get onto the coffee table by gently walking down his leg and getting onto the table that way. Less likely to jump into the bowl and ruin everything.
"For real, man. For this? You get remote control privileges. Yeah, that's right. You done good. Good boy. Wait, this is backwards." She used her nose to push the remote control in his direction, in case he was not interested in watching the gentle majesty of a moose living out its life. Then she drank what felt like a colossal amount of water, and which was probably more like a quarter cup. Ironically, she was much more dainty about her drinking as a dog. Much less of it got all over her face, for instance. She then gently set a piece of cheese on top of a piece of ham in a makeshift sandwich, and once again, ate much more nicely than she did as a person.
When she was people-shaped, she was actually much less likely to chew her food. It was a bad habit, probably, and she didn't know what it said about her that only being a dog had cured it.
She hopped back onto his knee and flopped over into his lap, curling up like she belonged there. She was trying to look nonchalant, but her tail was wagging furiously.
goddamn tail needs to calm the fuck down, making me look all desperate and shit
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