Sleeping for extended periods was, honestly, kind of difficult. Not like if she were a cat. Why couldn't she have been a cat? Cat ears would have been a million times sexier. Then again: rough tongues. So, it sort of balanced out. Kind of. In a way.
Twelve hour naps would have been hella rad, though.
The real problem was that just about everything woke her up. Normal dogs probably just went right back to sleep, because they didn't give a fuck. But Nadine woke up to clattering in the kitchen, and she wanted to see what was happening. She wanted to know if there was breakfast, and if he walked around shirtless all the time, and if he still smelled so nice. She wanted some fucking water, because she was super dehydrated and being hungover while a dog was honestly awful.
Mostly, though, she was curious. Another tick in the 'should have been a cat' column.
She stretched and wiggled and rolled around, and wondered if she ought to do something about the mess she had made. Then again, maybe she should have done that when she had thumbs. Still, if he got mad at her while she was goddamn tiny, it was… scarier. Kind of. She was always slightly more inclined to please when she was fluffinated, yet another irritant.
If she was a cat she could do whatever she wanted. Harrumph.
She settled for grabbing a corner of the comforter with her teeth, and dragging it over the whole pile. Pillows, garbage, the remote control. All of it one uniform lump, which might have only been things that belonged in a bed, for all he knew. Then she leapt out of bed, and resolved to set a chair by the bedside next time to make things easier. She took a detour into his room to try, once again, to jump on his bed. Once again, she failed. Yet another chair-related mission. She may have also, in theory, been checking to see if he left his wallet anywhere that she could reach. Just for future reference.
Getting down the stairs was an adventure. If she displaced her hips falling down those things she was making him pay the vet bills. Or medical bills. She really didn't want to think about the logistics of how something like that would work. Better to avoid getting hurt than the find out the repercussions.
Make it to the first floor: success. Coffee! She could go for some coffee. Somehow she didn't think he'd be pouring her a cup. Even if she did that cute thing where she got up on her back legs and begged. She trotted to the living room instead, and tried to jump on the couch.
Goddamn. Why was all his furniture so fucking tall? How long were his legs? No one needed their couch this high off the ground. In civilized countries people sat on the floor, and they liked it. Stupid fucking couch. She jumped on the coffee table, instead, although she nearly slid off on the other side of it. Because it was dumb. Like all furniture. She pawed aggressively at his remote until it turned the TV on, then at the channel buttons until she found Moose In The Morning.
Good ol' Moose In The Morning.
Then she jumped from the table to the couch, because her life was a fucking platformer now, and curled up by the armrest to watch TV and wait for yummy things to appear.
Twelve hour naps would have been hella rad, though.
The real problem was that just about everything woke her up. Normal dogs probably just went right back to sleep, because they didn't give a fuck. But Nadine woke up to clattering in the kitchen, and she wanted to see what was happening. She wanted to know if there was breakfast, and if he walked around shirtless all the time, and if he still smelled so nice. She wanted some fucking water, because she was super dehydrated and being hungover while a dog was honestly awful.
Mostly, though, she was curious. Another tick in the 'should have been a cat' column.
She stretched and wiggled and rolled around, and wondered if she ought to do something about the mess she had made. Then again, maybe she should have done that when she had thumbs. Still, if he got mad at her while she was goddamn tiny, it was… scarier. Kind of. She was always slightly more inclined to please when she was fluffinated, yet another irritant.
If she was a cat she could do whatever she wanted. Harrumph.
She settled for grabbing a corner of the comforter with her teeth, and dragging it over the whole pile. Pillows, garbage, the remote control. All of it one uniform lump, which might have only been things that belonged in a bed, for all he knew. Then she leapt out of bed, and resolved to set a chair by the bedside next time to make things easier. She took a detour into his room to try, once again, to jump on his bed. Once again, she failed. Yet another chair-related mission. She may have also, in theory, been checking to see if he left his wallet anywhere that she could reach. Just for future reference.
Getting down the stairs was an adventure. If she displaced her hips falling down those things she was making him pay the vet bills. Or medical bills. She really didn't want to think about the logistics of how something like that would work. Better to avoid getting hurt than the find out the repercussions.
Make it to the first floor: success. Coffee! She could go for some coffee. Somehow she didn't think he'd be pouring her a cup. Even if she did that cute thing where she got up on her back legs and begged. She trotted to the living room instead, and tried to jump on the couch.
Goddamn. Why was all his furniture so fucking tall? How long were his legs? No one needed their couch this high off the ground. In civilized countries people sat on the floor, and they liked it. Stupid fucking couch. She jumped on the coffee table, instead, although she nearly slid off on the other side of it. Because it was dumb. Like all furniture. She pawed aggressively at his remote until it turned the TV on, then at the channel buttons until she found Moose In The Morning.
Good ol' Moose In The Morning.
Then she jumped from the table to the couch, because her life was a fucking platformer now, and curled up by the armrest to watch TV and wait for yummy things to appear.
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