<img style="avatar" src="http://i.imgur.com/yChMbXI.png" style="max-width:25%;float:left;margin:0 18px;]"Is this thing on?"
Ziggy Stardust, resident overloaded professional, tapped the microphone with the tip of her index finger. "Yeah? It's on? Alright, let's fucking clear some shit up." Her expression grew grim.
"First things first, I ain't named after a fucking David Bowie song. Asshole writer's think it's the most fuckin' clever thing they ever wrote. And the pink hair? Ugh. Goddamn idiots." Small hands balled into tight fists, retracting every so often in a forced recoil of digits. "Second, short as I may be, I don't take any shit from the producers. Not a fuckin' shred of it, you fucking hear me? All this behind the scenes shit? Bullshit. Just the fuckin' worst idea, but I'm on contract, so they roped me in. My mother always told me show business was the worst path to take, and I told her she was wrong. God rest her soul, she was right! This gig ain't as dreamy, sappy, dramatic, whatever as you'd expect. Love scenes? I don't get any! Fights? Fuckin' hardly. I haven't seen action since, what, that fuckin' Treant debacle in '10? Yeah. Real talk, right. They want me to be real with the viewers."
"Last thing, since they rushin' me now- Don't go drawing my character with that Fae dude. Nic is like four feet taller than I am! Ya'll some sicko's, fuckin' seriously..."
Ziggy Stardust, resident overloaded professional, tapped the microphone with the tip of her index finger. "Yeah? It's on? Alright, let's fucking clear some shit up." Her expression grew grim.
"First things first, I ain't named after a fucking David Bowie song. Asshole writer's think it's the most fuckin' clever thing they ever wrote. And the pink hair? Ugh. Goddamn idiots." Small hands balled into tight fists, retracting every so often in a forced recoil of digits. "Second, short as I may be, I don't take any shit from the producers. Not a fuckin' shred of it, you fucking hear me? All this behind the scenes shit? Bullshit. Just the fuckin' worst idea, but I'm on contract, so they roped me in. My mother always told me show business was the worst path to take, and I told her she was wrong. God rest her soul, she was right! This gig ain't as dreamy, sappy, dramatic, whatever as you'd expect. Love scenes? I don't get any! Fights? Fuckin' hardly. I haven't seen action since, what, that fuckin' Treant debacle in '10? Yeah. Real talk, right. They want me to be real with the viewers."
"Last thing, since they rushin' me now- Don't go drawing my character with that Fae dude. Nic is like four feet taller than I am! Ya'll some sicko's, fuckin' seriously..."
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