He'd fucked up.
He'd fucked up big time.
He was the biggest fuckup on a colony of fuckups in the fuckup sector of dipshit galaxy.
"I don't – it's not–"
But she was already leaving, and his ability to speak was seriously hampered by every move she made. She wasn't deliberately trying to taunt him by being gorgeous, but fuck, did it feel like it. It made it very difficult not to think about her legs around his waist.
Watching her strip did not help. It the opposite of helped. The logical solution was not to watch, but somehow that did not feel like an option. Staring. Staring was an option. While having serious disagreements with his anatomy on how his pants were supposed to fit. Pulling her back into the water was also not an option, but his anatomy disagreed strongly on that point, as well.
Trying to think about unattractive things wasn't a very effective coping mechanism when there was such an attractive person right there. An attractive person who was confused and upset, because he was behaving like a child. He wanted to explain, but the distance between them would have meant yelling an explanation across the beach. And with his voice… it probably would have carried all the way back to his apartment.
He slid his glasses back up his nose, opened up a message window and stared at it anxiously.
This was a dumb solution. But he was at a loss about what to do with himself. Hopefully she hadn't put her phone on silent.
He'd fucked up big time.
He was the biggest fuckup on a colony of fuckups in the fuckup sector of dipshit galaxy.
"I don't – it's not–"
But she was already leaving, and his ability to speak was seriously hampered by every move she made. She wasn't deliberately trying to taunt him by being gorgeous, but fuck, did it feel like it. It made it very difficult not to think about her legs around his waist.
Watching her strip did not help. It the opposite of helped. The logical solution was not to watch, but somehow that did not feel like an option. Staring. Staring was an option. While having serious disagreements with his anatomy on how his pants were supposed to fit. Pulling her back into the water was also not an option, but his anatomy disagreed strongly on that point, as well.
Trying to think about unattractive things wasn't a very effective coping mechanism when there was such an attractive person right there. An attractive person who was confused and upset, because he was behaving like a child. He wanted to explain, but the distance between them would have meant yelling an explanation across the beach. And with his voice… it probably would have carried all the way back to his apartment.
He slid his glasses back up his nose, opened up a message window and stared at it anxiously.
This was a dumb solution. But he was at a loss about what to do with himself. Hopefully she hadn't put her phone on silent.
⚖» Sorry.
⚖» It's not you.
⚖» I'm an idiot.
⚖» I should have just explained.
⚖» Water has certain specific functions for my biology and I am having physical difficulties that I would rather not be having on a public beach.
⚖» Wow, that was obnoxiously obtuse, what the fuck is wrong with me
⚖» Okay, you know what
⚖» I'm just going to say it, we are adults and this is stupid
⚖» I have an erection.
⚖» A very visible erection.
⚖» This isn't usually a problem because I don't usually get covered in water on dates but here we are.
⚖» So I'm just going to sit here and try to think about, I don't know, obscure legal statutes or something while I wait for this to go away or for the sweet release of death, whichever comes first.[/align]
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