It was almost annoying, how little ey seemed to think about their troubles, but ultimately unsurprising. This was why they’d come here, after all. This was the being who was supposed to be able to make troubles like theirs disappear. No doubt that what they were asking for seemed trivial, even insignificant, compared to the favors that had been asked of em in the past.
He supposed that he should be grateful that their host seemed receptive to pulling a few strings for them, especially so soon into their acquaintance. Not without a price, of course, but any inclination towards helping them meant that this gamble wasn’t for nothing.
More difficult to fence.
I’ll say. Clearly the mistake we made was in not robbing the sixty foot murdersnake.
Leon had to stifle a smile at that one, his eyes never leaving Grilka and the position his sister had among eir tentacles. He briefly entertained the fantasy of being able to pull something like that off, but that was a plan even he knew was too reckless to bring into reality.
I’d rather be simply killed then digested.
Oh god damnit now I’m thinking about being eaten alive. Could you not.
Once again, stifling a smile. Someone could probably say many things about their tendency to contemplate death and digestion when faced with uncertain outcomes to their troubles, but he wasn’t feeling all that introspective at the moment. It worked for them. It’s been pressing on my mind.
I have that and many other things pressing all sorts of places so I don’t even want to hear it.
Honestly? He shouldn’t have felt surprised, and yet. Here they were, his sister being felt up by wandering tentacles while they negotiated for their futures. Oh? Is the sixty foot snake alien starting to get fresh?
It’s been fresh. Now it’s starting to get frisky.
At least it hasn’t sprouted a giant tentacle dick? He pretended to be helpful, while knowing full well how helpful he wasn’t.
I would say “knock on wood” like the humans do, but I’m too scared wood will appear for me to knock on.
At least that wouldn’t be ‘boring’ him. He signaled warily, half wondering if that comment was meant as a warning. The snakemonster didn’t seem off put by them yet, but who could tell with a snakemonster anyway? The point still stood, they’d need to show in some way that it would be worth eir time to make their troubles go away. Clearly his sister’s conversational skills alone wouldn’t cut it.
At least they were good enough to keep him from being molested, too.
Thank the gods he likes you so much.
Thank the gods it doesn’t know about your ‘spots.’
If he hadn’t been quite so well trained at hiding his expressions, a shiver might had made its way up his spine at this point. He let a little sarcasm slip into his signals to his sister as he said back, The one flaw I got in the womb and it’s the one the tentacle snake wants to see.
Would you like to trade flaws? I could stand to be over six feet tall.
You know, we’ve never tried to see what would happen if I wore the skirts. Leon contemplated, suddenly struck with something like inspiration. If Grilka enjoyed playing with his sister so much, imagine eir delight at being able to put Leon in such a compromising position. Unless ey prefered females, but for some reason Leon doubted that.
If you wanna try it out one day I can fuckin guarantee our new buddy here would love it.
We’ll keep that card in our hand for now, along with the spots, he decided. Now wasn’t the time to bring something like that up, not when they had much more obvious, well-practiced talents to offer up beforehand.
He supposed that he should be grateful that their host seemed receptive to pulling a few strings for them, especially so soon into their acquaintance. Not without a price, of course, but any inclination towards helping them meant that this gamble wasn’t for nothing.
More difficult to fence.
I’ll say. Clearly the mistake we made was in not robbing the sixty foot murdersnake.
Leon had to stifle a smile at that one, his eyes never leaving Grilka and the position his sister had among eir tentacles. He briefly entertained the fantasy of being able to pull something like that off, but that was a plan even he knew was too reckless to bring into reality.
I’d rather be simply killed then digested.
Oh god damnit now I’m thinking about being eaten alive. Could you not.
Once again, stifling a smile. Someone could probably say many things about their tendency to contemplate death and digestion when faced with uncertain outcomes to their troubles, but he wasn’t feeling all that introspective at the moment. It worked for them. It’s been pressing on my mind.
I have that and many other things pressing all sorts of places so I don’t even want to hear it.
Honestly? He shouldn’t have felt surprised, and yet. Here they were, his sister being felt up by wandering tentacles while they negotiated for their futures. Oh? Is the sixty foot snake alien starting to get fresh?
It’s been fresh. Now it’s starting to get frisky.
At least it hasn’t sprouted a giant tentacle dick? He pretended to be helpful, while knowing full well how helpful he wasn’t.
I would say “knock on wood” like the humans do, but I’m too scared wood will appear for me to knock on.
At least that wouldn’t be ‘boring’ him. He signaled warily, half wondering if that comment was meant as a warning. The snakemonster didn’t seem off put by them yet, but who could tell with a snakemonster anyway? The point still stood, they’d need to show in some way that it would be worth eir time to make their troubles go away. Clearly his sister’s conversational skills alone wouldn’t cut it.
At least they were good enough to keep him from being molested, too.
Thank the gods he likes you so much.
Thank the gods it doesn’t know about your ‘spots.’
If he hadn’t been quite so well trained at hiding his expressions, a shiver might had made its way up his spine at this point. He let a little sarcasm slip into his signals to his sister as he said back, The one flaw I got in the womb and it’s the one the tentacle snake wants to see.
Would you like to trade flaws? I could stand to be over six feet tall.
You know, we’ve never tried to see what would happen if I wore the skirts. Leon contemplated, suddenly struck with something like inspiration. If Grilka enjoyed playing with his sister so much, imagine eir delight at being able to put Leon in such a compromising position. Unless ey prefered females, but for some reason Leon doubted that.
If you wanna try it out one day I can fuckin guarantee our new buddy here would love it.
We’ll keep that card in our hand for now, along with the spots, he decided. Now wasn’t the time to bring something like that up, not when they had much more obvious, well-practiced talents to offer up beforehand.
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