She was so happy to have the ball rolling. She couldn’t be too direct, of course... casual and relaxed, as always. But it was increasingly difficult to be perky, fun, and casual with all this mortal terror and dread. She hadn’t actually thought, really, that a 60 foot snakemonster would have any interest in her, sexually. With most alien species that were this biologically different, there was a sort of... lack of compatibility. That normally translated to a lack of interest.
It did not appear to be doing that, this time.
Especially considering the tentacle that had discovered how to get up her pants. Her shorts were not very long, maybe three inches at most. There was not a lot of wriggle room. And it was wriggling. She kept her breathing even, a trick she’d learned for dance and then proceeded to use for everything. Normally automatic, now she had to focus on it.
“Nothing so drastic as a body!” she said with a mildly scandalized gasp. “Thank goodness! No, apparently there was a theft. Someone stole quite a lot from them, enough for it to be a serious crime, I suppose.” She sighed. “Terrible, really. Couldn’t have happened to nicer people.” She said this with an exaggerated eye roll and a heap of sarcasm, making it clear what she actually thought of them. “I would normally have said our departure to be fortuitous, given the timing, but there was a flight delay. I guess we look suspicious now.” She sighed again. “I know they’ll find the culprit if they just look, but they’re so fixated on us.” She paused, as if considering what she was saying for the first time. “Oh! But here I am going on and on about our problems, how rude of me! And we’ve only just met. Honestly, it’s like I’ve got no manners at all. I’m sure even someone as grand as you has problems of their own to worry about, after all.”
Not that she honestly believed there was much they could do to help with the sort of problems Grilka had. Unless boredom was one of them... Still, she doubted she’d be so lucky as to just have a single incident of extremely bizarre alien sex be enough to clear their names. She just couldn’t imagine what. Their talents were so specific, particularly the ones she felt comfortable admitting to.
What do you think we’re going to have to do for our new friend here? I somehow doubt groping is going to get us cleared.
Her brother often had a much clearer view of these things than she did, particularly in the middle of a situation. He stood a few feet back, metaphorically and literally, while she was in the thick of things. Right now, her vision was consumed by teeth and talons and tendrils. He might be able to see better.
I’m getting the impression that it might use us as favors. It seems like the type to take what’s owed to it and use that to pay off debts or get someone else indebted. You’re guess is as good as mine for what we’ll actually have to do.
I think my guess might be slightly more informed than yours. For example, did you know there is a tentacle in my pants
You said it yourself, groping won’t be enough. It’ll feel out our strengths and have us do something else. Something just as uncomfortable.
She repressed a shudder.
I’m having such a hard time imagining what could possibly be just as uncomfortable as this, and yet I’m certain you’re right.
She played her part in saving her brother from the unique little hell she was in, flushing and pouting impressively. “Brother!” she protested. “I don’t-- ...Well, you didn’t have to say it like that,” she amended, huffing and crossing her arms.
It did not appear to be doing that, this time.
Especially considering the tentacle that had discovered how to get up her pants. Her shorts were not very long, maybe three inches at most. There was not a lot of wriggle room. And it was wriggling. She kept her breathing even, a trick she’d learned for dance and then proceeded to use for everything. Normally automatic, now she had to focus on it.
“Nothing so drastic as a body!” she said with a mildly scandalized gasp. “Thank goodness! No, apparently there was a theft. Someone stole quite a lot from them, enough for it to be a serious crime, I suppose.” She sighed. “Terrible, really. Couldn’t have happened to nicer people.” She said this with an exaggerated eye roll and a heap of sarcasm, making it clear what she actually thought of them. “I would normally have said our departure to be fortuitous, given the timing, but there was a flight delay. I guess we look suspicious now.” She sighed again. “I know they’ll find the culprit if they just look, but they’re so fixated on us.” She paused, as if considering what she was saying for the first time. “Oh! But here I am going on and on about our problems, how rude of me! And we’ve only just met. Honestly, it’s like I’ve got no manners at all. I’m sure even someone as grand as you has problems of their own to worry about, after all.”
Not that she honestly believed there was much they could do to help with the sort of problems Grilka had. Unless boredom was one of them... Still, she doubted she’d be so lucky as to just have a single incident of extremely bizarre alien sex be enough to clear their names. She just couldn’t imagine what. Their talents were so specific, particularly the ones she felt comfortable admitting to.
What do you think we’re going to have to do for our new friend here? I somehow doubt groping is going to get us cleared.
Her brother often had a much clearer view of these things than she did, particularly in the middle of a situation. He stood a few feet back, metaphorically and literally, while she was in the thick of things. Right now, her vision was consumed by teeth and talons and tendrils. He might be able to see better.
I’m getting the impression that it might use us as favors. It seems like the type to take what’s owed to it and use that to pay off debts or get someone else indebted. You’re guess is as good as mine for what we’ll actually have to do.
I think my guess might be slightly more informed than yours. For example, did you know there is a tentacle in my pants
You said it yourself, groping won’t be enough. It’ll feel out our strengths and have us do something else. Something just as uncomfortable.
She repressed a shudder.
I’m having such a hard time imagining what could possibly be just as uncomfortable as this, and yet I’m certain you’re right.
She played her part in saving her brother from the unique little hell she was in, flushing and pouting impressively. “Brother!” she protested. “I don’t-- ...Well, you didn’t have to say it like that,” she amended, huffing and crossing her arms.
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