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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - megs - 08-31-2015

(Not to toot my own self serving horn but Jean totally had a thought that Rylan would look lovely hanging from his ceiling. Ijs. Ignoreme.)

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - danixiewrites - 08-31-2015

<quote timestamp="1440990043" author="@Blade" source="/post/7050/thread]So here's a funny proposition--and I don't mean the kind involving cock. I'm working on a number of projects book-wise. But, there's one that's going to be a part of an urban fantasy series not involving super dark stuff like werewolves and sexy-times vampires. More like, high urban fantasy. Dani and Shay have read some of it. I'm curious if anyone would want to read it if I dumped a chapter at a time into a separate thread with the novel's title? You could, if you wanted to, send me PMs or something with opinions...? Critiques? Or, I don't know, I could have a separate thread for that... somewhere else, maybe here in Gen Chat... maybe.

Obviously, I'm not considering this because I want to fish for compliments. It's mostly that you guys all write in one way or another and I feel like it's a good place to get honest opinions if people want to offer them. At the end, the goal is to publish it; I would likely have to take it off the forum at that point. Probably have Tinny just delete the thread.

<span style="font-size:13.3333330154419px;]Thoughts?</span>[/quote]Wait wait but...will there be cocks? In said project?  *she asked, blinking innocently*

But yes, puts more reads here. I know I for one shall read all the reads.

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - danixiewrites - 08-31-2015

<quote source="/post/7057/thread" author="@megs" timestamp="1441023476]so while working, trying to solidify a new job, and subbing for maternity leave at the chocolatier you may have noticed that my posting regimen is shittier than usual. it's nothing personal, i am just hella bad at time management. sorry all [/quote]*posts like mad for 2 weeks* *doesn't post again for another 2 weeks*  It's all good.  Rly.  <3  I hopes all the mayhem be bringing yous the money though!!!

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - danixiewrites - 08-31-2015

<quote source="/post/7066/thread" timestamp="1441047057" author="@Tindome]No one ever suggested any porn prompts >:I

(then again we probably all write our own... stuff. also i should be writing posts instead of random porn. but here we are.)[/quote]I WASN'T HERE.

But also what kind of prompt? Setting, ingredient, or set-up?  Because...them's all different parties.

Set Up:
Old standby: Pizza delivery
Char A answers backdoor to find Char B naked and a pool of equally naked ladies wrestling in a mysteriously present brand new pool of mud in A's backyard.
Chars A & B are hiding from the cops in someone's storm shelter...which is also a suspiciously lavish sex dungeon which Chars C & D have made previous arrangements for.

vs:

Setting:
Massage Parlor
TRAIN BAGGAGE COMPARTMENT 

vs:

Ingredients:
Blindfold
Pierced tongue
...COUCH FORT
Fondue

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - megs - 08-31-2015

Dani always swoops in to save the day~~~

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - saronym - 08-31-2015

<quote author="@Tindome" source="/post/7069/thread" timestamp="1441050249]Haha, now I'm imagining your non-filthy porn prompts. "A werewolf invites a girl over to watch Netflix and chill. They're both tired so they just cuddle while watching Bojack Horseman."[/quote]


Now THAT'S what I'm talkin about.

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 08-31-2015

Hahaha, DANI YOU'RE REALLY GOOD AT THAT.

mostly i was thinking 'which characters should bone' with a possible side order of 'what kink am i going for'

Falling back on Nadine/Grayson every time I need two people to have weird sex seems lazy, and also gratuitous theft of someone else's OC. Also I might never top 'werepoodle blowjobs'. Plus half the time it's just not good porn?? It's just two people having an argument that they solve with sodomy. I could start with the premise of 'sex wizard gives nadine absurd tits for a day' and instead of sex it would just turn into a shouting match about freeform jazz.

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - saronym - 08-31-2015

Uhm cyborg named.....Dick?

Whose language processing centers are fucked.

Confused intern tries to get a sample for what she thinks is a semen analysis.

She read "semantic analysis" wrong. She was supposed to just try to interview him.

Cyborg Dick doesn't mind the attention though?

Thats the best I got for a srange sex scene at the moment. Heck he could have an 8 inch bionic penis that inflates with the push of a button from a sack of fluid in his abdomen? Which, ahem, is a real thing.

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - danixiewrites - 08-31-2015

I totally read that as freeform jizz and my brain went O.o!

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - saronym - 08-31-2015

Sorry I also like puns too much.

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - danixiewrites - 08-31-2015

Android prompt reminds me of my recent millipede research results:


<img style="" src="http://i1299.photobucket.com/albums/ag76/danixiewrites/millepedes_zpscufdrwt5.png" style="max-width:100%;]

(For the record, I was only researching to find factoids to terrify a friend.  Then...that happened.)

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 08-31-2015

Don't give me more information on weird forms of reproduction! I ALREADY HAVE TOO MANY WEIRD ALIENS

EVENTUALLY ONE OF THESE ALIENS IS GOING TO NEED TO ACTUALLY BE SEXY INSTEAD OF HAVING A HORRORDICK

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Kat - 08-31-2015

<sub>What is kinky stuff?
#whitebread

edit: I mostly snickered at fondue.</sub>

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 08-31-2015

i gave up on pornomancy and just started rereading smut peddler, shocking literally no one

<img>http://i.imgur.com/eaZHgEj.png</img>

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - danixiewrites - 09-01-2015

<quote source="/post/7083/thread" timestamp="1441063069" author="@Tindome]Don't give me more information on weird forms of reproduction! I ALREADY HAVE TOO MANY WEIRD ALIENS

EVENTUALLY ONE OF THESE ALIENS IS GOING TO NEED TO ACTUALLY BE SEXY INSTEAD OF HAVING A HORRORDICK[/quote]TWO HORRORDICKS

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