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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - thedarkwyrm - 11-13-2014

I'm certainly not not a pervert.

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 11-13-2014

Haha, that too. I mostly meant that any skill I have at writing character interaction and sexy things probably stems from... a lot of reading. My porn was a lot worse before I started reading a lot of it.

Literotica doesn't count because I swear to god if I read one more totally normal thing that without warning has a dick going into someone's cervix

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Kat - 11-13-2014

<sub>Hopefully not.
Otherwise I'm likely to make them uncomfortable unintentionally. :3

Edit:
I am so unbelievably unrealistic.
Like, did you see the Dax x paskar?
He had two dongs, hung like a goddamn horse, and Dax just took 'em both like a merry fucking trooper. @ w @;

#badwriterproblems</sub>

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - euphoricvoodoo - 11-13-2014

It's true I've read enough things that had sex scenes. Alright fuck it. I'm doing it. Wow the double meaning right there. anyway.

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - megs - 11-13-2014

Wow. I feel like total shit.
*dead*

Also, yes, please.
Post in the bordello.
Validate meeeee

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 11-13-2014

Okay but like, there is a difference between that, and going through the trouble of describing in detail the fact that someone's dick is going into a cervix. At a certain point sticking to the facts makes things... distinctly unsexy...

I'm still fucking baffled that an actual sex scene with Grilka ended up being anything but goddamn horror porn. owo;

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - thedarkwyrm - 11-13-2014

<quote author="@Tindome" source="/post/809/thread" timestamp="1415858815]Okay but like, there is a difference between that, and going through the trouble of describing in detail the fact that someone's dick is going into a cervix. At a certain point sticking to the facts makes things... distinctly unsexy...

I'm still fucking baffled that an actual sex scene with Grilka ended up being anything but goddamn horror porn. owo;[/quote]


Are you referring to the awesome banging ey gave Sarah?

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 11-13-2014

Yes, that's the only 'actual' sex scene ey's had so far.

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - thedarkwyrm - 11-13-2014

I can see why. If Sarah had been made out of a more rigid material, even she wouldn't have been able to endure that unscathed.

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 11-13-2014

Eir species usually reproduces by paralyzing one partner and cutting a hole in them with an enormous barbed penis, so. All in all it definitely could have been worse.

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - thedarkwyrm - 11-13-2014

O.e Well then.

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Kat - 11-13-2014

<img style="" src="http://i.imgur.com/sjgyEJr.gif" style="max-width:100%;]

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - megs - 11-13-2014

Go to bed. All of you. All of you relative to my time zone.
*shoos*

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Kat - 11-13-2014

<sub>I am so close to bed, Waifu
I am
Really
About seven inches from it
o no

But you're right.
That Dax post felt painful to write.
My brain is mush. zz</sub>

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - thedarkwyrm - 11-13-2014

Which time zone is yours? Mine is the one where it's 00:21 now.

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