Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Printable Version

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - megs - 05-23-2015

"..and then they fucked"

because megan is terrible at smut.

ANYWAY

has it really been almost 300 posts?!

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 05-24-2015

120 pages/posts of archived Wisteria and Violets, plus 100 posts in Alonimi Wisteria and Violets, plus however many posts we had in Radius on Tentacl before that.

Fortunately, I am the expert at weird alien tentacle sex. Insofar as that can be considered fortunate. Uh. Look I'm just going to write weird and maybe sexy stuff and if you ever want to tap out the safeword is that one picture of Yelling Bird.

Actually, that now applies to all of my roleplays. Anytime anyone wants to just skip to fluff or whatever they can just post Yelling Bird.

<img>http://i.imgur.com/paPjrHq.png</img>

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - megs - 05-24-2015

Admittedly, I was just going to piggyback on Kitty's Smut Skillz ™ and sort of limp my way along behind you.

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 05-24-2015



It can't be harder than writing about a dude with an orchid dick! Although shoutout to past me for writing a story where someone named Dean fucked an angel with a tentacle wang, I guess.

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - megs - 05-24-2015

Reenactment of a conversation I had with my husband:

"SHE WROTE A STORY ABOUT A GUY WITH GENITALS THAT SHE DESCRIBED AS LOOKING LIKE A GHOST ORCHID. WHAT HAVE I GOTTEN MYSELF INTO."

*aggressively googles pictures of ghost orchids for emphasis* 

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 05-24-2015



We don't have an emoticon that properly expresses my mad scientist cackle. Literally I just tried to figure out the weirdest looking flower that could also feasibly be used to penetrate a person. I'm like a reverse O'Keefe, turning flowers into cocks. Considering Nadine's various bases of comparison, Grayson should be super-flattered that she's into his totally ordinary human dick. Although she will probably not tell him that. "Okay, well, on a scale of one to ten, where one is a semi-autonomous exploding dildo and ten is the divine tentacle dick of an angel..."

I should add a survey to Wisteria and Violets. "was this weird dick worth the wait y/n"

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - megs - 05-24-2015

I actually think about what Nadine sees in Grayson('s penis) all the time.
Just an asshole with a plain ol' dick.
No appeal.

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 05-24-2015

You'd think crazy magical hunks would have raised her standards but actually multiple attempted murders have lowered them.

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - megs - 05-24-2015

I can see that.
Grayson's dick definitely isn't there to murder her.
So, bonus points.

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 05-24-2015

"So if I'm 5'2", and my desk is about here on me..." - me using my desk as height reference for literally everything that has ever existed

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - danixiewrites - 05-24-2015

*totally mature giggling*

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - megs - 05-24-2015

SHOULD I BUY THESE DRESSES?


http://search.torrid.com/search#w=her%20universe

I'm really tempted because they are buy one get one 50%, free shipping for memorial day and I get 10% for being vip status. 

?????

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - megs - 05-24-2015

NVM!

They are out of stock in my size /shrug
that solves that

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 05-24-2015

That works out because I would have said yes because I'm an enabler.

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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - megs - 05-24-2015

pick me out a new one
T_T

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