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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Kat - 11-12-2014
Oooh, yeah. Back to the grind stone. :c
But you know us.
We'll be at a moderately lazy pace when you need it because, you know, we're moderately lazy to begin with. > u >
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - thedarkwyrm - 11-12-2014
So I'm fiddling around with making a vampire in D&D, because I saw Dracula Untold (awesome, btw), and was inspired.
And being the dickish DM that I am, I seek out a base race with a swim speed, because a race with a swim speed becomes a vampire without the usual weakness to running water.
I settle on a nymph, because that has Charisma-based abilities just like a vampire.
Now, nymphs have damage reduction 10/cold iron. Vampires have damage reduction 10/silver. Alchemical silver cannot be applied to cold iron weapons.
There is no physical weapon in existence that can overcome the damage reduction of my nymph vampire.
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - sir - 11-12-2014
I have posted a thing; this is not a regular occurrence, so I am moved to speak about it.
Lazy posting! The finest kind of posting.
@ Wyrm
If that was a player creation and not a DM one, it would need DR 10/Falling Rocks & Universal Death.
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Hobo_Bob - 11-12-2014
Ooorrr.....eos.
I need some-.....oooooooorrrrrreos.
Gods this week is slow...
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 11-12-2014
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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Panda - 11-12-2014
Such a delicious looking army they have there.
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - tanith - 11-12-2014
now I want oreos......
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - euphoricvoodoo - 11-12-2014
I would douse that army in milk and gobble them up. Darn it all now I want oreos too.
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Kat - 11-12-2014
Gonna need to have an Oreo intervention pretty soon.
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 11-12-2014
The discount rack at the local grocery was full of birthday cake oreos today.
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - megs - 11-12-2014
Anything other than a regular Oreo, is pretty much an abomination.
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Kat - 11-12-2014
Strawberry milkshake Oreos were my fave limited flavor. o wo
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - euphoricvoodoo - 11-12-2014
But the mint ones and the watermelon ones and the inside out ones! So good. Can not change my mind.
In other news I accidentally figured out how to get to the fancy reply machine. I should have figured that out sooner.
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - danixiewrites - 11-12-2014
The cappuccino ones. *om nom nom*
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Panda - 11-12-2014
You people are weird. Not that it's a bad thing, just stating a fact.