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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - danixiewrites - 05-14-2015

No clean dishes, a babysitter and a congratulations-you-did-a-thing gift card = STEAK.

*urp*

^_^

Also Tinny: I'm settling in to write a post. Hopefully it's as amusing a post as I want it to be.


Alonimi Spamstravaganza - danixiewrites - 05-14-2015

...hubby bought me an oreo cheesecake shake to continue the celebration and I think I'm drunk on sugar. O.o;;;;;;


Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 05-14-2015

I'm so jelly omg. I'm all out of ice cream sandwiches, so basically everything is terrible forever. Except posts. Posts are a light in the darkness.

(and if anyone missed it there is filthy filthy pornography in my story corner because I'm hella predictable)


Alonimi Spamstravaganza - bear - 05-14-2015

-runs off to read Tindome's porn-


Alonimi Spamstravaganza - danixiewrites - 05-14-2015

Posts are indeed. *flails* *pets posts* *flails some more*

Edit: AHAHAHA the werepoodle.  XD

Edit2: And then I had to reread Lavender Mocha because why not?  


Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 05-14-2015

Werepoodle AU is totally the best AU of the year. Of the decade.

(We had an extensive discussion on LINE about the buddy cop show about the straight-laced forensic investigator and his party girl poodle, and how they would never actually solve any crimes and just argue about Indiana Jones' purse and it would be cancelled almost immediately)


Alonimi Spamstravaganza - danixiewrites - 05-14-2015

Damn that network. Damn them. XD


Alonimi Spamstravaganza - danixiewrites - 05-14-2015

Also fellow writers...this is hilarious. And affirming. And might compare the writing process to inventing orgy etiquette, which is where I laughed so hard I woke up the household. XD

http://terribleminds.com/ramble/2015/05/12/dear-writers-none-of-us-know-what-the-fuck-were-doing/


Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Kat - 05-15-2015

We went and saw Avengers.
Pretty good.
/starts sailing ships



Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 05-15-2015

ANDREW JUST THREATENED TO SPITROAST MY ADORABLE SHEEP FAWN

i am so scandalized how could anyone make such pornographic threats against the little fluffy fluff


Alonimi Spamstravaganza - euphoricvoodoo - 05-15-2015

Kat: Right there with you on the ship sailing. Also the elevator is not worthy.


Tinny: Probably cause it's amusing and an oddly appropriate threat. But then it's five am and a whole heck of a lot of things are amusing right now.


Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 05-15-2015

... I was looking for an example of porn Nadine would watch and ended up watching James Deen make a birthday cake for his cat.


Alonimi Spamstravaganza - megs - 05-15-2015

haha. 
ohmigod.
i almost need to watch this for myself. 


Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 05-15-2015

HERE IS A LINK

because apparently the video embed function was not designed to allow pornography. Threads where we share our fav episodes of Game of Bones are doomed from the start.



Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Kat - 05-16-2015

Fuck.
My crucial plans for sharing Edward Penishands have been put on pause for the time being.
CURSE YOU CENSORSHIP


Also
#peitromaximoffisababejfc