Quote:"So, like, my sorority is doing this, like, tea party thing, right? And, like, most of them want to do this, like, EGL thing, and this place is ridonk elegant, so they're like, well obvi we need to come here. Except I'm more into, like, fairy kei or whatever, so I totally wanted to go to that place downtown with the, like, candy cupcakes and sparkles and stuff. And usually they just kind of do what I want, because like, every other girl is white and has two arms and it's like, guilt central. And, I mean, obviously I totally shouldn't be taking advantage of that, but like, if they had their way we'd be doing all this sports stuff all the time and that's so boring I'd rather die, so, like, whatever, it's for their own good. But they feel, like, super strongly about the EGL thing apparently, so now I have to, like, investigate. Because apparently I'll totally love it to itty-bitty bits if I just try it, but, I mean, I don't even really like tea? I just like drinking out of teacups? So I totally doubt it but one of my sorority sisters gave me a hundred dollar gift certificate and it's like, okay, whatever, free cookies! I mean, there has to be cookies, right? They probably won't have M&Ms in them but whatever, I can deal. Except they said I had to dress 'low key' or whatever and the only one I had was this white thing for recitals, so I'm pretty sure I'm going to end up getting chocolate all over myself because, wow, white, this was a horrible idea like whoa."