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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Blade - 11-26-2014
Kat.... did you get into Kitty's cookies...? Or.. just...a ton o' sugar... mehbeh?
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Kat - 11-26-2014
Daddy Callahan is adopted Cashmere's dad.
He started the bordello.
ANNNND they haven't frick frack'd yet.
Just, idk.
They could.
> u >
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Ghostly - 11-26-2014
[size=small]That is a lot of dots...
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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 11-26-2014
Niyol's like "well I was gonna spend some time with the prettiest girl here but you seem to be busy behind the bar
" neglects to specify spend some time getting head wtg niyol
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - euphoricvoodoo - 11-26-2014
Oh brain. Coming up with halfling barmaids when I need a sci-fi post. What the hey.
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Blade - 11-26-2014
....If homework doesn't kill me this weekend with my procrastination due to nommy foodstuffs I'll lather myself--and others--in posts. Ya har.
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 11-26-2014
The best part about the masquerade is that technically he could tell people that he too is a tiny halfling lass and no one would be able to contradict him because mask
Gotris considers this the worst and dumbest part because if one more goddamn elf in a mask tries to say he's actually a dwarf she's gonna flip
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - thedarkwyrm - 11-26-2014
Terross is way too bashful to try something so flagrant. He's nervous enough just saying he's a human. That would be hilarious, though...
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - euphoricvoodoo - 11-26-2014
That's when you start treating them as a fellow dwarf and make elf jokes.
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - megs - 11-26-2014
I tried to start posts, but between two hours of sleep, the things I have to do and my brain just not working in general it's not happening right now.
Sorry all.
Luckily, however I am off work tonight and tomorrow. So, stuff may happen.
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - KittyUnpretty - 11-26-2014
Previous post has been deleted for having absolutely no place on this forum.
So: I banned Wyrm. I apologize to anyone who had ongoing roleplays with him, but you will have to continue them via email. I have had numerous complaints about him since moving forums, and this latest post was the last straw. I have made it clear, I think, that I try to keep politics off these forums and I prefer other people to do the same. I want this to be a safe space for everyone posting, and his posts were... not that.
Again, sorry to everyone about this, but I hope you all understand and it was not a decision I made lightly.
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 11-26-2014
incidentally I thought the stuff about avoiding slurs in OOC would be enough but I forgot about dogwhistling, so from here on out there is a zero-tolerance policy on bigotry and pedophilia including ephebephilia we all know what that means
i am the pc police of this here fempire and i gots the banhammer to prove it
(no one else has been that dramatically dense, please do not think I will be banning anyone else without ample warning first)
anyway here let's change the subject by posting fun gifs
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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - euphoricvoodoo - 11-26-2014
Well that was unexpected. It's sad to see that this is a thing that became necessary. I would hope it would be common sense not to talk about normal politics among friends let alone something controversial. OH well. I'll just have the city guard toss him out of the pub then shall I? Here have some puppies everyone!
<video src="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dsg8JccRZCw]</video>
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 11-26-2014
omg puppies
We'll just background him as an NPC, one of the many people who wander in and out of the pub on the regular. And I'll be posting there once I'm done with this other post I'm working on.
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - euphoricvoodoo - 11-26-2014
I know! They're so cute!
That works too! Woo pretty dwarf lady posts!