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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Blade - 08-21-2015
Meanwhile... Elijah's all...
<attachment id="168" thumbnail="1]
...after that kind of speech.
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 08-21-2015
It's been like a thousand years when will he stop trying to get people to try and kill him. When.
(probably never, he falls off the wagon so easy it's barely a wagon at all)
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - saronym - 08-21-2015
Owen would be macho like "PFFT I fucked her for like 2 decades so I'm sure you haven't done anything to her that I have done multiple times already. So maybe you should have had her brush her teeth first."
But really, being unusually sentimental and shit, what he's thinking of are nights like:
<img style="" src="https://38.media.tumblr.com/4b701fb8ae3ec9eef48f0e07c88b752f/tumblr_ns2uw7clIK1s9mevgo1_400.gif" style="max-width:100%;]
speaking of emotional vulnerability...
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 08-21-2015
In general the easiest ways for Jean to get huge amounts of emotional energy are:
<ul type="disc]<li>orgasms
</li><li>breaking someone's heart in the most gutwrenching possible way</li><li>incandescent rage
</li></ul>
so like the opportunity to have kinky sex with a woman and then make her feel bad about it in front of her husband would be... ideal. except for the part where he actually doesn't want to cause rylan any emotional distress. that throws a wrench in the whole works. also he still wants to fuck that lumbercat. also elijah gets mad when people try to kill him for some reason. also rhys is still under the impression that he's a decent person and she can sneak up on him with weird book copies which is terrifying.
life is hard.
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Blade - 08-21-2015
<quote source="/post/6735/thread" timestamp="1440182888" author="@tindome] also elijah gets mad when people try to kill him for some reason.
[/quote]Mostly Elijah just hates it when people upset Jean. Mostly.
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - megs - 08-21-2015
<quote author="@saronym" source="/post/6734/thread" timestamp="1440182075]speaking of emotional vulnerability...[/quote]
What about it???
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 08-21-2015
I'm just imaging Elijah like "yes lord please take this catgirl away" and Jean is like "NO YOU CAN HAVE HER WHEN I'M DONE, ALSO TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF MAN IN FLANNEL"
no matter how hard he tries to get everyone off Jean's dick he just keeps piling them on
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - saronym - 08-21-2015
<quote source="/post/6737/thread" author="@megs" timestamp="1440183438]<quote timestamp="1440182075" source="/post/6734/thread" author="@saronym]speaking of emotional vulnerability...[/quote]What about it???[/quote]speaking of rylan's emotional fragility, owen is feeling sentimental and vulnerable too is what I meant.
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - saronym - 08-21-2015
yes I want to hear more about the man in flannel
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Blade - 08-21-2015
Elijah is mostly used to Jean being like I DO WHAT I WANT. That doesn't mean he tolerates it well: the shenanigans...
...or maybe he pretends not to and he's actually into that stuff?
O_o
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 08-21-2015
I don't even know if Sairus actually wears flannel, I just think it's hilarious to imagine Elijah like OH NO THIS GUY IS GRUMPY AND WEARS FLANNEL, GET HIM OUT OF HERE but it's too late and Jean's all sprawling out trying to look pretty
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"that plaid is HIDEOUS you should take it off right now"
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Blade - 08-21-2015
OMG YES. The flannel plaid would be like, instant horrible reminder number 2.
"What is it with you fucking cats bringing up HORRIBLE REMINDERS THAT HURT HIM?!"
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - megs - 08-21-2015
What self respecting lumberlynx doesn't wear flannel?????
<img style="" src="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/21/f0/9d/21f09d8b8014e3e704ab79936dc71e6d.gif" style="max-width:100%;]
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 08-21-2015
our forum needs an emoticon for fanning yourself like a southern belle
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Kat - 08-21-2015
Oddly enough, that's what Trevor and I look like with our A/C busted.
/ded