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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - thedarkwyrm - 11-13-2014
I'm certainly not not a pervert.
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 11-13-2014
Haha, that too. I mostly meant that any skill I have at writing character interaction and sexy things probably stems from... a lot of reading. My porn was a lot worse before I started reading a lot of it.
Literotica doesn't count because I swear to god if I read one more totally normal thing that without warning has a dick going into someone's cervix
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Kat - 11-13-2014
Hopefully not.
Otherwise I'm likely to make them uncomfortable unintentionally. :3
Edit:
I am so unbelievably unrealistic.
Like, did you see the Dax x paskar?
He had two dongs, hung like a goddamn horse, and Dax just took 'em both like a merry fucking trooper. @ w @;
#badwriterproblems
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - euphoricvoodoo - 11-13-2014
It's true I've read enough things that had sex scenes. Alright fuck it. I'm doing it. Wow the double meaning right there. anyway.
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - megs - 11-13-2014
Wow. I feel like total shit.
*dead*
Also, yes, please.
Post in the bordello.
Validate meeeee
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 11-13-2014
Okay but like, there is a difference between that, and going through the trouble of describing in detail the fact that someone's dick is going into a cervix. At a certain point sticking to the facts makes things... distinctly unsexy...
I'm still fucking baffled that an actual sex scene with Grilka ended up being anything but goddamn horror porn. owo;
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - thedarkwyrm - 11-13-2014
<quote author="@tindome" source="/post/809/thread" timestamp="1415858815]Okay but like, there is a difference between that, and going through the trouble of describing in detail the fact that someone's dick is going into a cervix. At a certain point sticking to the facts makes things... distinctly unsexy...
I'm still fucking baffled that an actual sex scene with Grilka ended up being anything but goddamn horror porn. owo;[/quote]
Are you referring to the awesome banging ey gave Sarah?
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 11-13-2014
Yes, that's the only 'actual' sex scene ey's had so far.
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - thedarkwyrm - 11-13-2014
I can see why. If Sarah had been made out of a more rigid material, even she wouldn't have been able to endure that unscathed.
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 11-13-2014
Eir species usually reproduces by paralyzing one partner and cutting a hole in them with an enormous barbed penis, so. All in all it definitely could have been worse.
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - thedarkwyrm - 11-13-2014
O.e Well then.
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Kat - 11-13-2014
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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - megs - 11-13-2014
Go to bed. All of you. All of you relative to my time zone.
*shoos*
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Kat - 11-13-2014
I am so close to bed, Waifu
I am
Really
About seven inches from it
o no
But you're right.
That Dax post felt painful to write.
My brain is mush. zz
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - thedarkwyrm - 11-13-2014
Which time zone is yours? Mine is the one where it's 00:21 now.