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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - megs - 05-16-2015
I don't know why people complain about being an adult.
I just made yakisoba for breakfast because no one could tell me otherwise.
Totally worth it.
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 05-16-2015
I have participated in some fucked up roleplays but I have never seen such visceral horror as when Poodle Nadine covered Grayson's cast-iron pan in Dawn.
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - megs - 05-16-2015
P much the worst thing I have ever had to read.
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 05-16-2015
New villain idea: he breaks into your home at night and puts all your good knives and wooden spoons and cast iron pans in the dishwasher, and also runs the dishwasher with dawn instead of detergent
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - megs - 05-16-2015
Just terrorizing the Valeport suburb.
"Crawford, we need your team on this."
"why?????"
"Cause only a true monster would do something like this."
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 05-16-2015
"My knives are dulled beyond anything sharpening can repair, I will have to completely reseason this pan, and all of good vodka is missing."
"That last one might have been my dog."
"..."
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 05-17-2015
I was trying to figure out if there was a way for me to stick Jean in Off Set but he just turned into Bryan Safi. Which, honestly, is not that far from what he's like when he's really really comfortable with someone. So feel free to imagine that whenever.
<video src="https://youtu.be/3Nerpf5Cu20]</video>
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Hobo_Bob - 05-17-2015
Beep beep I'm a jeep.
=o
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - danixiewrites - 05-17-2015
The skillet scene had my head playing Sanford and Son clips. O.O THE HORROR. THE HORROR.
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 05-17-2015
<video src="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CmdaUGSt8s]</video>
I'm just posting this so everyone knows that this was a real thing that aired on television and I found it by accident once while channelsurfing and I watched the whole thing.
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 05-17-2015
Quote:Damien shrugged, making a face and throwing up his hands.I am deeply dissatisfied with this line, because to look at it, you would never know that the expression I'm imagining is this:
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Alonimi Spamstravaganza - danixiewrites - 05-17-2015
That's always the expression I picture when I read such a line. Except with super-puffed out cheeks, maybe.
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 05-17-2015
Well THANK GOODNESS as long as everyone imagines Jean making that face in between twirling around constantly and pretending to be a vampire because he thinks it's funny
<img style="" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzh197dvzO1ql4bzno1_500.gif" style="max-width:100%;]
<img style="" src="http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2w0gcIK5z1qgn6zso1_500.gif" style="max-width:100%;]
someday his leg will get fixed and he will go back to being the most obnoxious ballerino
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - euphoricvoodoo - 05-18-2015
And now I've got the mental image of your not-vampire pirouetting around that book store in a full on Dracula costume. Cape and all. I'm not sure how I feel about it.
Alonimi Spamstravaganza - Tindome - 05-18-2015
It could happen canonically, if his leg were fixed and he thought it would really annoy the shit out of somebody.
<img style="" style="max-width:100%;" src="http://spc.fotolog.com/photo/12/10/102/balletsoloballet/1231106630456_f.jpg]